Day 24
Have
you ever sat there cooking bacon and realize how much you have in common with
it?
No?
I
should expect those men with a white coat for me soon then.
I am
serious though.
As I
was cooking bacon for breakfast this morning, feeling icky, and thinking poor
bacon.
First
you were this brand new little piglet, all happy and having everything you needed
to get big and strong.
Just
when you felt old enough to understand the world and conquer it,
along comes the farmer to shoot you down and chop you into little pieces.
After
all that torture you get to live a happy life among other pieces of bacon who
went through the same thing.
You
just get settled into your new life when BAM!
Someone
comes along opens up your nice safe packaging and throws you into a hot pan.
They
keep you separated from all the other bacon so you feel all alone in your
suffering.
Just as
you start to get use to the fire on the one side and think you can handle this
BOOM!
You get
flipped over and they give your a whole new torture.
Still not
being close to bacon friends you feel alone in your struggles and pain.
Just
when you think your going to burn to a crisp and can take no more, someone comes along and takes you
off the heat and you end up on this nice cool surface.
It is
there you are piled with all your other bacon friends, and you realize you weren’t
alone in your struggles and pain; they went through it with you.
Your
life is now complete and you are happy.
The
only thing left is to eaten, so someone else can see how tasty you have turned
out.
YUM!
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